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robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Alright guys. We hope that we’ve endeared Robert Pattinson to you enough that we can post some of the absolutely ridiculous, not necessarily self-loathing loaded shit he says. Because there is a LOT of it.
Although I guess one could interpret lying beneath an elephant as some kind of very subtle death wish.

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
I don’t think I will ever run out of reasons to love this man
I love this man. I really do. This is so true.
i just gained so much respect for this man.
SO much love and respect for him.
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This is beautiful….

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Shh, guys. We know.
We know.
ishallsustainamassiveerection:
You, sir, are a boss.
hear that? that’s the sound of robert pattinson wishing he wasn’t alive.
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