robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Alright guys. We hope that we’ve endeared Robert Pattinson to you enough that we can post some of the absolutely ridiculous, not necessarily self-loathing loaded shit he says. Because there is a LOT of it. 

Although I guess one could interpret lying beneath an elephant as some kind of very subtle death wish. 

noveltastic:

rudolphpatronus:

the-hoppingpot:

thenesteneduplicate:

alelopezg:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

I don’t think I will ever run out of reasons to love this man

I love this man. I really do. This is so true. 

i just gained so much respect for this man.

SO much love and respect for him.

noveltastic:

rudolphpatronus:

the-hoppingpot:

thenesteneduplicate:

alelopezg:

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”

I don’t think I will ever run out of reasons to love this man

I love this man. I really do. This is so true. 

i just gained so much respect for this man.

SO much love and respect for him.

(via johnwatsonismyblogger)

This is beautiful….

This is beautiful….

When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … It was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her - her sort of sexual fantasy about some - especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, ‘Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy’ and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that … I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation. — Robert Pattinson, in a 2008 interview. (via robert-pattinson-hates-his-life)
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Shh, guys. We know. 
We know.

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Shh, guys. We know. 

We know.

sketchnine:

ola-mishamigos:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

You, sir, are a boss.

 #ROB H8S HIS LIFE AND THAT’S WHY HE’S FUNNY AS FUCK

hear that? that’s the sound of robert pattinson wishing he wasn’t alive.

(via fuckyeahtwilightsucks)